July 3, 2011
“We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom… Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live… To exist… And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice:
“We will not go quietly into the night!” We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive!
Today we celebrate our Independence Day!” – President Thomas Whitmore
This week on Lost Level we are blowing shit up America style! Well if America had an actual “style” for blowing shit up. We aren’t friends with Mike Bay, so I guess sparklers and some noise makers will have to make due.
I know I said in The Lost Level: Episode 4 that we want to put brand spanking new episodes up on Mondays, but leave it to me to forget Independence Day, and the LL crew aren’t planning on going “quietly into the night”. So, in observance of people blowing off their fingers; we will be releasing episode 5 Thursday this week.
In the meantime enjoy episode 4. Then tell a friend how cool Adam is, and make him/her listen to the show. Spread the word, we like fans almost as much as G likes JRPGs, or is that Taco Bell, I forgot.
Follow us on Twitter already if you can. You’ll get some crazy insight into our hazing practices, and what makes Lost Level tick, or you might get me bitching about a game. Who knows, that’s the point!
Wanna play a game? If your response was, “boy, do I!” Then A. you weird me out, or B. you’re in luck. One of these links takes you to one of my favorite commercials of all time. Holiday fun for the whole family! Take bets, make it a really short drinking game, or just be a fuddy duddy.
Enjoy the holiday, and try not to lose body parts.